Cirno Hakurei

An alternate version of the Ice Fairy Cirno who is now the protector of the Hakurei Barrier|Parody| Not affiliated with ZUN| Swap AU| Art from Advent Cirno

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Honestly I've got better stuff to do!

(4/4)

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

...I'm your age, Reimu.

I'm just from another Gensokyo where I'm thr shrine maiden and youre a fairy.

Again, complicated

[Reimu Hakurei ☯ @YinYangHeroine]

I didn't even know the possibility of me being a Mother would happen so soon, I'm not ready for that yet.

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Cirno Hakurei.

'S complicated

And I mostly fight for the challenge

[Reimu Hakurei ☯ @YinYangHeroine]

I feel beating people up can only last so long before you'd wanna find another target to wail on later.. slightly taller then I'm used to Cirno, right?

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

No one tries to fight me
I'm bored
Lonely
Memory of Phantasm sucks
Face it, I'm only here to kick ass

[Reimu Hakurei ☯ @YinYangHeroine]

No one visits my shrine
I'm broke
Short
Memories of Phantasm sucks
face it, at the end of the day I'm only here for the women

[Marisa Kirisame ⋆｡°✩ @StarTrailedHope]

REGULAR PARODY POSTING IS BACK

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Right, let me just start to fly.

Sounds super easy

[Monolffer @Trecherousmem]

Wouldn't need to do all that if you could just hover

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Alright..!

That oughta fix things for a bit

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

WHAT THE HELL???

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

I mean, cool, but I dont bank kn just my sword

Ive still got good enough ice powers to freeze this side of the country with ease!

[⚔️ ~ Youmu Konpaku ~ 🌸 @MyonPhantom]

...That's impressive. i only can use two swords. but my swords can cut almost everything.

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

I jump good too.

Besides, I can just make paths and pillars with ice

[Monolffer @Trecherousmem]

That still strands ya out of half o' them already

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

6 in all!

Had the idea in a dream whwre I was some sorta mercenary or something!

[⚔️ ~ Youmu Konpaku ~ 🌸 @MyonPhantom]

Multiple Swords!? How many!?

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Because its kick ass!

Its a giant sword that unfolds into multiple swords! Thats really damn cool!

[⚔️ ~ Youmu Konpaku ~ 🌸 @MyonPhantom]

Why do you have a big sword anyway?

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

I'm a pretty good runner

[Monolffer @Trecherousmem]

Yer an incident resolver that can't fly?

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Well, in my defense, I can't fly.

Big swords can't close distance.

Besides. Shes too small to lift my sword

[⚔️ ~ Youmu Konpaku ~ 🌸 @MyonPhantom]

The Cirno I know never used a sword before. i defeated her several times with my two swords.

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

And how fo you know I'M not the original?

[⚔️ ~ Youmu Konpaku ~ 🌸 @MyonPhantom]

...the original version of you is a idiot

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

@beersharthong Guess it makes sense that it is your word

You ARE kind of an idiot

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

Guess I'm old, huh?

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

@ReimuHakurei_ @Sanae_mlemmlem Yup.

Real energetic too.

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

@ReimuHakurei_ @Sanae_mlemmlem Ive got a robot maid, yeah

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

@Sanae_mlemmlem @ReimuHakurei_ Outdo*

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

@Sanae_mlemmlem @ReimuHakurei_ As much as I'd love to outdoor you both as a Shrine Maiden, ive got my own shrine to look over

Sorry!

[Cirno Hakurei @TomboyMaiden]

@Sanae_mlemmlem @ReimuHakurei_ NO I DON'T????