Tom

New Phone, Who Dis. I’m here for the memes, nothing else.

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

If @hamishandandy have 1million fans, I’m one of them.

If @hamishandandy have 10thousand fans, I’m one of them.

If @hamishandandy have 1 fan, I’m that fan.

If @hamishandandy have no fans, they’ve heard Mr Blake’s big start to this years podcast.

Great to have you back boys

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends @MTomli tried it here yet?? 😂

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@joelycett You might say this most certainly doth butter thy parsnips

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Tom Steyer’s wife must have some black friends in her soulcycle class or something because she’s dropping it like it’s AT LEAST moderately warm

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@George4Wills @SkySportsPL 👀👀 been a while mate can’t tonight though I’ll hit you up tomorrow

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@George4Wills @SkySportsPL Well deserved too haha miss you brah when it’s not 0 degrees on Tuesday nights I’ll re sign to the jollies if you’ll have me

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@George4Wills God toast mode activated when the quarters come out love that from you

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

2 is a crime, 1 + 3 are both fine

[Complex @Complex]

What’s the correct way to cut it 🍞 ?

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

No, game, I did not want to feel old today but thanks

[GAME.co.uk @GAMEdigital]

Want to feel old? The original Pokémon games are 24 years old today!

Which one did you have? #TBT

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

The strength Vanessa Bryant just showed is remarkable. #KobeFarewell

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@h3h3productions @trishapaytas @theh3podcast

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@hamishandandy @ceejay1506

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

💉💉💉

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Video: Bukayo Saka on his nutmeg in the build-up to assisting Nicolas Pepe’s goal against this evening.

“Whoops!”

😂😂 @BukayoSaka87

[@SkySportsPL] #afc

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@Ronnie2K Wow so original and funny great stuff

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

👀 If Trae would have made this!

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

This is actually my life 💯

[Leon Lush @LeonLush]

Remember Matty B? This is him now, feel old yet? https://t.co/6t9xw5Ng7W

[The Crossover @TheCrossover]

Luka is on another level 😳

(via @espn)

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

@George4Wills The cull had begun

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

If ANYONE figures out how to keep twitter content strictly to memes + live sport updates let me know. I’m so woke to the bs I have to clear through, and ive recently become aware how easy it is to buy into it and stopped myself from angry tweeting like Im far left/right wing 1/2

[Tom @Tomdevere_]

Example of 💯 of 💯 content

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I got absolutely fucking owned by my brother’s 21 year old girlfriend yesterday