Scott

No matter if you believe you can or if you believe you can't, you are half wrong

[Scott @Tomerstein]

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@LauraBaileyVO Plump-kin a.k.a. Mr Gonna Steal Your Girl

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I want to lay down in this and never leave

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@Jack_Septic_Eye not sure if you saw this, it's totally not a rickroll don't worry
https://t.co/pGSFhj5apD

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@GreenDay

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@LauraBaileyVO Dude toddlers are creepy AF

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@SenTedCruz Wind and solar power will need workers and has the bonus of leaving a planet behind due your decedents to persecute people for petty differences. The future of bigotry is at stake here!

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Not to worry anyone but I think the pop-up timer on Earth just popped. #globalwarming https://t.co/v3obVpWw30

[Goodable @Goodable]

Every year, this Colorado high school choir does an annual balcony sing.

They spread out over ten floors high. The conductor stays on the ground — while their collective voices rise into the heavens.

We're crying.

This is humanity 🌎❤

[Scott @Tomerstein]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/n2SblrvOog

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So follow me on this. Coronavirus is actually the packs that killed everyone on Miranda unleashed here. The violent protesters and super aggressive cops are the reapers. #firefly #iaimtomisbehave

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Because you know it is for sale, but never costs less than more than you have. https://t.co/7iw8bjBwiX

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I may not be getting as much exercise as I used to but thanks to my increased coffee intake I'm still hitting my target heart rate laying on the couch. #exercise

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Fairly decent cow -crayon- Scott Tomer-2020 https://t.co/PjGGjsTpgO

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@SaraUnderwood Have you ever read The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck by Mark Manson @markmanson? It's very funny and gives you some very good life skills.

[Scott @Tomerstein]

@FedEx Knock on the door, FedEx van in the driveway, FedEx guy at the door.

First thing he says when I answer is "Hello, FedEx!"

I say "That explains the van and the outfit."

A full two seconds goes by then we both laugh.

Good times...

[Scott @Tomerstein]

Judging by the last couple weeks I would not be surprised if this were locusts https://t.co/kcRXUbvPTE

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@Cleveland Where do homeless people go when they are ordered to stay at home? #ShowerThoughts

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99% living, 1% dying in #Cleveland

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Working with a inner ear something going on, really screwing with my equilibrium. But I think it makes a case for trying mind altering substances at least once in your life. Maintaining while high is an important… https://t.co/KvLAQy6bl2