TOM

step the fuck up

[Red @reda78737897]

@RespectfulMemes table salt is perfectly harmless and essential in every cuisine

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

This is the single most pathetic moment of my entire life

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

the first sperm after reaching the condom wall

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

i’m screaming

[ursi @ursiclapp]

we have 60 fishfingers in our freezer wbu

[ursi @ursiclapp]

boyfriend schmoyfriend

[ursi @ursiclapp]

brexit means brexit

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

"The tallest mallard duck to have ever lived (since records began) known as 'Long Boi.' He lives on the campus of the University of York, England. He stands just over 1m tall (3.5ft)."

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

I cant help it

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Matthew Evans @Matty99wolves]

Boris Johnson telling us the roadmap out of lockdown