Tom from MySpace

I'm the old Tom. The better Tom. Your friend, Tom. Anderson's the name, MySpace is the game. Parody? Yes, but actually no.

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@AyyoRaya No you don’t

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@m4riugh It never left if you’re a real one

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@softestfairie I’m everybody’s favorite gateway drug

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@gondorsqueen How come when you accidentally flash you get 81 likes but when I accidentally flash I get put on a list

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

I’m not claustrophobic, I just really value my space.

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@MattyWorthy32B @joeyferg Nazis are easily in my top 8 LEAST favorite people

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@Origamigryphon It’s a winning smile, I don’t blame them

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@jrosenbaum @RareCamellia @X @Support @lindayaX @elonmusk I’m not buying this dumpster fire

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@CopManAD @wayneyap I believe you, Adam

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@NASHOVERSTREET I’m not a Nazi.

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@smushparker2 He couldn’t even be me for Halloween

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@lowmaintlow @ItsJuliansRum I’m nothing if not consistent

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@LHM1 Don’t mention it. Your page was practically a war crime.

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@digitalcleavage @elonmusk @myspacetom @Myspace That’s not true. I’m not a Nazi.

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@TrygveBo @atensnut Hell yeah, brother.

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

While you losers were out having sex, I was inventing the greatest social platform in existence. #WorthIt #ImSoLonely

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@Traeskii__ Game is game 😎

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@ReeveAdam @PaulSkallas The fuck is that supposed to mean?

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@DerkAlmightii Technically yes, but I’m dead inside

[Tom from MySpace @TomfromMy_Space]

@IshaThorpe I’m good, thanks for asking.