The Best of Toms, the Worst of Gamis

I'm Tom. I write things. I do puns. Sometimes I tweet. I also make videos:
wife thinks I'm hilarious.

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This is very important.

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I have two rules when it comes to photo editing: it has to be dumb, and it has to be stupid. Check and check.

In reference to @CaseOh__'s Stranded Deep series.

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@ChloeNumberIII

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@GailSimone

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@DougBenson Happy Hondadays!

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Finally started playing Mad Max on PC, inspired by @DanSoder while he was stuck in Satan's frozen colon, and it's way better than it has any right to be - the game, not Nebraska. It's basically Arkham if Batman wasn't such a fucking nerd all the time.

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@chenti999 @JennyENicholson "Don't panic, it's just me, Guy Immune to Shadows"

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@wildhart_z "Opposable thumbs" doesn't usually mean "opposition to thumbs" but this dude really went the distance

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@TalkinLadyShiva @GailSimone To be fair, he also said it's the kind of car Blade Runner would drive so there's a decent chance he's just picking pop culture references out of a rusty bingo hopper labeled What The Kool Kids Like

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@GailSimone Actually it's organic steel, not adamantium, so Colossus would be protected from Logan's claws. If only the Weapon X project had sprung for the good stuff.

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@letsgameitout How can you tell? There's surely a difference between free falling and aiming for the ground, but not to the person sitting in the passenger seat.

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Me: Let's get this bread!
Javert: I think the fuck not

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@JasonKPargin Frankly, I think I'd be offended if a Jason Pargin book DIDN'T feature at least a heavily implied reference to someone shaving their ham, or playing some no-hammer whack-a-mole, or cranking the jack-in-the-box til the weasel goes pop.

I should delete this. Lemme just hit the OPE

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@inyrbenz @m1rrorball13 It's telling that he thinks $150 million is enough for her to cry over

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The Man From U.N.C.L.E.? You mean my cousin?

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@saddymayo "...oh, you said PYRITE countertops. My bad."

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@ConRayArt Just a glimpse into the dark reality

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@EliMcCann As someone who grew up with the name Thomas, I have to say that I am selfishly in favor of the single apostrophe if for no other reason than I spent entirely too much time getting called Thom-ass when referred to in the possessive.

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@GailSimone That the cloud is just other people's computers. GALACTUS IS COMPUTERS!

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🎶 The love seat
Is a little ol' place where
You can pound some leather

Love seat bay-beee (love seat baybee) 🎶

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Coffee-rubbed steak is just grounds beef