Tommy Miller

california transplant, underachieving runner, ramen aficionado, words with friends legend, arby's is my passion.

[Tommy Miller @Tomkatus]

@CaddieNetwork Rightly or wrongly, I view anyone with iron covers as a pigeon, who will soon be buying drinks. Bold outlook for a 9 handicap. Yet, here I am.

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Azinger: “Tiger is committed to servicing others”..
I mean, sometimes this shit just writes itself.

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@PGA Unless I’ve got a hurricane at my back, I’m smother hooking a 4 iron left, then acting like it was a miss.

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@holly_sonders I was shocked at how much I enjoyed it. Stallone is a million years old and still getting it done. I’m looking forward to Rocky XX.

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Good morning, East Texas. Let’s go..

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@CaddieNetwork I’m a Ping Eye 2 guy, so it’s a good time to be alive.

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I don’t care how long it’s been or how many times I hear it, the ballad of Jayne by LA Guns still freaks me out.

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@RiggsBarstool Dear Tommy, buy that sweet ass travel bag, and I won’t ask for anything else til at least The Masters..

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@CaddieNetwork @Gatorade Tito’s/Sprite in a tumbler from Bucees.

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Told my buddy at work he was the Fredo Corleone of the dept, and he made some obscure derogatory beverly hillbillies reference towards me. Neither one of us knows what the hell the other is talking about.

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@Coop_Carla @JenJenLaLa You take that back..

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I don't know how drug addicts ever make it to work. I'm seriously considering calling in tonight, just so I can stay home to grill a steak and watch the golf channel.

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@JenJenLaLa I'm addicted to not being at work.

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As much as I enjoy bitching about working on crummy weather days, I've decided that working on this 67 and sunny day is worse.

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Having to leave towards the end of dateline: secrets revealed, and having to google to see who the killer was is not how I wanted to start this day.

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That dude is just wired differently.
I'm not ready to put him up there with Jack yet, but that gap narrowed considerably this week.
#themasters

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I now think all the people that recommended these clif bars just wanted to see someone else get hosed.

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This @jakeowen story about going up to Phil Mickelson at Jordan Spieth’s wedding is just a taste of maybe the best interview we’ve ever done. Just unbelievably good stories from this legend.

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It's time to play gas light roulette.
Here..we..go..

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Trying my hand at grilling wings. Apparently the key is keeping the little bastards from burning?