Tom Kelly

Husband, father, and former clown. Actually still a clown without makeup.

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@DanBarreiroKFAN So we are saying 3-14 for the Steelers then? 🤣

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@gggirl924 Milk Man

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@jzulgad Condolences to the @SKORNorth family, and all her loved ones and friends. This one is hard to take. I met her a few times as a rube at the Purple Daily events. She always had time for everyone. She was great on the hockey pod and just loved talking sports. RIP Jessi

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@HawkEmDownChris Joey Browner

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@mrmikeMTL John Cleese

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@ronsterd89 A Lego or cat puke

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@oelma__ Pull the drain plug or open the drain

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@oelma__ 100ft tape measure

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@Matt_Pinner 2, the couple went for a picnic

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@Matt_Pinner Folds de anus

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@miles_commodore Ford Escort

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@MrPitbull07 Grow up. Except the tip and move on. I used to get paid by inmates I delivered to every Friday night like this. Be glad you got a tip with that attitude.

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@joncoopertweets All of them

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@CountDraculaDB Still one of the best practical transformations in a movie. AWIL

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@vxylily 20

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@MarneyGellner @Lexus Ohhh good for you....

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@VinnysCorner1 Greg Gagne

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@roboticjoey Leo

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@Matt_Pinner 2

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@MeatSauce1 He is currently not pooping as far as we know. That is the only time he breaks news. Scooping while pooping!