Michelle Tomko

Comedian: me. talk. funny.

[Michelle Tomko @Tomkomedy]

BYE #ghana! Thrilled the women that #thomaspartey assaulted don’t have to watch him on the global stage anymore in the #worldcup #fifa Didn’t see him much. He did nada, Canada embarrassed him, and like his homelife where he has to force women, he can’t score on the field either.

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@harrypotte3wte Speak

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I got an ad to do surveys. I researched the company and it’s legit. If you use my link, I’ll get 100 points. Perhaps I’ll even share my gift card with you. Thanks.

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This is what the president looks like. The picture next to it is drag. Stay out of the bathroom Superman! Happy Pride. #drag #pride

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@MizzWelch

#jersey primary planning. @CoryBooker

[Michelle Tomko @Tomkomedy]

So, only one thing can be true. He either is a Christian or he thought the photo was of a doctor. It can’t be both. I went to Catholic school and haven’t been to church or cracked a bible since. But, I recognize that image and can clearly detect a Christ figure.

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#FightICE #ice #MelaniaTheMovie #melania

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#FightICE #ice #MelaniaTheMovie #melania

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I just ordered my favorite made-from-scratch dishes from @PFChangs online. Chopsticks up! https://t.co/yeVjj0p7TM
Um…P.F.? Does this look like the picture to you? Picked up myself. Or I would have thought the door dasher ate some. I mean, in your defense, it’s only $18.29! SMH

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Call for tickets! Open to the public. A great holiday meetup for you and your loved ones. #comedy #entertainment

[Michelle Tomko @Tomkomedy]

Ya know what sucks? For weeks virtually every poll had #mikiesherrill ahead. Some even gave her a double digit lead. But all of a sudden legacy media had it as a close race. So lil’ jackie wouldn’t get his feelings hurt. Such sexist BS. She won by 13 points! Congrats! #Election

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@elonmusk The left didn’t kill Melissa Hortman and her husband.

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@fopminui @Riley_Gaines_ @ZohranKMamdani ZM makes RFK look stupid.

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@Erinnwilken08 @Riley_Gaines_ @ZohranKMamdani Yes. It’s her whole personality and it’s only good for a 5th-place tie.

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@cNFTfART @Riley_Gaines_ @ZohranKMamdani Nailed it.

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@imbrettcooper @Riley_Gaines_ @ZohranKMamdani What does he win? If he goes for 5th, does he get a career too?