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vibin

[🌝 @Tommer592]

#WorldCupPredictions

[🌝 @Tommer592]

Gay of Hormuz

[Josh Rogin @joshrogin]

“Somebody shorted the oil markets today by hundreds of millions of dollars exactly 20 minutes before Trump made his announcement that everything was going to be great. And if you see that once, it could be a coincidence. But that’s happened at least three times, if not more, since the war began. That’s a pattern.”

“And what that suggests is that there’s rampant corruption and insider self-dealing going on with the president’s up and down
predictions of what’s going to happen tomorrow in the negotiations and in the markets. And I’m sure that that’s being investigated. We can’t prove it, but it seems like the corruption that we’re seeing in our government, maybe not the President, but people who are in the know and the markets, is having a priority over the actual negotiations to end the war. And that’s a crazy thing that our system has never seen before.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Funniest recurring Jalen Hurts subplot is how he's unanimously embraced by Quarterback legends while NFL bloggers argue over whether or not he's a top 15 QB.

[🌝 @Tommer592]

Hopefully he can get his happy ending in 2027

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patriots owner Robert Kraft, like his former head coach Bill Belichick, was not selected for entry into this year’s Pro Football Hall of Fame class, sources told ESPN.

The Class of 2026 will be revealed Thursday at NFL Honors in San Francisco, but it will not include Kraft.

[mia🫧 @mia11112233]

fat @JDVance

[Mostly Eagles Tweets  @MostlyEagles]

So Josh Allen does have adequate help...thanks for clarifying.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The crazy thing about whole milk is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

[ً @cryst6ls]

it’s so cold outside fuck israel

[BDD @BlueDemonDegen]

16 steals was she playing with a fucking gun what the fuck

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[🌝 @Tommer592]

@Dshore5 Fastest team by average sprint speed also feels like not a great thing to be known for

[Groby @groby5000000]

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

the great depression had Shirley Temple to raise america’s spirits and reassure everyone that brighter days were ahead. and we have that too. we have The Rizzler

[Terro 🇵🇸🗿🐊👽🍷 @FunnyTerro]

When you gonna stop having shrimps with the wimps & come have leek stew with my freak crew?

[travis👍 @higgzorz]

quit drinkin sprites with the mites and come drink cokes with the blokes

[kave @kvpqn]

About to send the most important email of my life

[phil @warmfourloko]

hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

[laurence @functi0nZer0]

“Hawk Tuah is brat. Inside Out 2 is demure. The Rizzler is cringe, and Lil Yachty is bas—”

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.