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not smooth, very cute. showin dk, smokin doobz.

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Until we get a MAGA riot over the Epstein files, I am just going to assume it's because a terrifyingly large percentage of MAGA voters want to fuck kids too.

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Michael Cole sucks at calling wrestling matches and has always sucked at calling wrestling matches. No amount of WWE-regime ballwashing will ever change this. His tenure will always be considered an extreme low point in wrestling commentary.

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@bailslmao "we love dudes and only dudes" - meta

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Wherever @JozyAltidore is, I hope he's having a good life. World Cup season has me remembering and appreciating the absolute dawg that man was on the field (prolly still is).

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Somebody give this ref a yellow for time wasting

#USA #AUS

#WorldCup

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@FilthyTomLawlor @MLW You ran into ol Clamback Jones!

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The ball licking of this fat, decrepit loser is so embarrassing

#UFCFreedom250

#UFC

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@solomonster @GoodMicWork Incredible flatback bump by Brunson taking the charge just now. You can tell he's been in a ring somewhere at some point.

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@UnhindgedGoblin HOOCHIE BB SUNRISE™

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@GoodMicWork Ripley's entrance is awful because it combines her two worst qualities: her dogshit music and her overacting. (Admittedly, I have always had a personal disgust towards lip syncing)

I'm not her target audience anyways. Incredible wrestler.

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@GoodMicWork Pedolf Shitler himself

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@GoodMicWork Bro, it's so real. I've never met a more generous/grateful group of people than my Mexican friends and their families. When you're in, you're in.

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Edi Rama a fuckin bitch

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This is the fruitiest cover of any sports game ever. Which is perfect for the times. Happy Pride yall.

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@Detective51 @JomboyMedia I'm okay with this kind of lifelong punching up at the Cardinals.

In my lifetime, I've seen them win twice as many World Series than 5 entire generations of your (and everyone you know's) family has seen the Cubs win.

Failure runs deep in that culture.

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@GoodMicWork As someone who was there at 34, I maintain that it could have been the greatest Mania of all time if they had switched the world title matches and had Nakamura go over in the main. That many F5 kickouts was just the dookie icing on a cake that went stale halfway through baking.

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@mattvanswol @paulinaVEVO In response to transphobia, telling an ugly fuck to shut up is the path of earnest kindness.

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@MileHighScot21 @RGIII I've received multiple notifications on my phone from ESPN about Jacobs. Literally nothing about Dart.

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@FilthyTomLawlor WHO ALL SEENT A LEPPACON SAY YEAAAAAAAAAAHH

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Misdemeanor? More like miss da wiener, amirite?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion and 17-time winner of the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, will compete in the July 4 spectacle while on probation after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge.

More via AP:

https://t.co/lFiLakrWhG

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They know kids can't go back and check, so they are just selling whatever revisionist history they can get their hands on.

Maybe I can get a Doink DX figure

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