Tombo Carambo

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

Me in 20 years to my neuralink: “Jarvis, generate me a reaction image for “me driving down the highway checking my Instagram story to see how many likes it has”

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

How I feel every time I write the phrase “due to unforeseen circumstances”

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

I get to see my family AND my big this Saturday. I love it here???

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TIL that my job is approximately one “if you’re gone” by Matchbox Twenty away from my apartment

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

I wonder how my parents would feel if they knew they were paying all this money a year for me to play papas freezeria and also shark tank.

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

@amarrah_r Listen to the stardew valley soundtrack on a very low volume

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@jmarkesich Broken ass mofos maybe

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Listening to 80s hip hop in my music appreciation class & I was the only one boppin my head. Quite frankly, prof should fail everyone else

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

@jmarkesich I read this quickly and thought you said pantry liners and I was like “awww Jess is crying bc she has no food that’s the flood”

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Bruh I looooove when things come full circle. Like when I was an 8th grader in Boy Scouts and my neighbor/senior patrol leader would say good job to me after every meeting or event. Got me sayin good job to all these new hires @ sweets any time they do anything

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I hate when people try and pull an elaborate bit on me, and I fully know it’s a bit, but then I go along and they’re like “haha you’re stupid it’s a bit!” Like no, you’re the dumb one and your bits r stupid.

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I’m soooooo sick of the entitlement of this generation why does everyone think everything is about them 🥰
People forget that ignoring things remains a perfectly valid option

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I want to befriend the squirrels in Puffton SOOOO BADLY

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I work super hard a business major. Had to wake up bright an early to play peg jumping games & draw a fish. (This is legitimately what we spent my 75 minute lecture on)

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The oracle has foretold dark prophecies for today (Jess had a nosebleed before all-staff)

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

Left work
Got pulled over
Got gas
Had to do the dishes
Got dish water on my nachos

Yep, I hope I don’t wake up (in 4 hours 👺) for all-staff

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

Bruh Steve Miller ate that shit up when he said “I went from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma Philadelphia Atlanta LA”

[Tombo Carambo @TommyCarrano]

I have subjected myself to purgatory (driving through campus during passing time)

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Sometimes, the drain can have a LITTLE BIT of oil as a treat 😁

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Amen (sung like the pre-chorus of Take Me to Church by Hozier)