Tommy Clarke

[Adam Clery @AdamClery]

Isak's management have clearly promised him (and themselves) a lucrative move this summer. But after 4 weeks of leaking info and, lol, an instagram post all they've managed is one bid from Liverpool £40m short of the asking price.

Never seen a player this good managed this badly

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

FairPlay to The Killers that class👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@TICAcats Hi, I’ve recently bought a cat and the cattery claims they are TICA registered and I’m not 100% sure. Is there anyway I can confirm this?

Thank you

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@NUFCLC @melp195809 @frodo0905 Clueless you kid

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@PapaPincus Passed your bedtime isn’t it, child?

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

"The family will be really proud, they'll probably be a bit drunk as well" 😆

The local lad, Sean Longstaff reflects on a wonderful night for Newcastle ✨

#UCL | 🎙️ @julesbreach

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@ToonMouthTyne Dubravka for pope? Stop drinking and go to bed

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@ArcticMonkeys . Grow up you’re not David Bowie. Remember when Freddie mercury had laryngitis and still did live aid? Nice of you to still play Glasto tho. 5 DAYS AWAY lol. Soft Cunt

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@ArcticMonkeys Now then lads, think it’s a bit pathetic how you’ve done 3 nights at London then fucked off Ireland. It’s bad enough that a load of people have flown over to Dublin to see ya, but it’s even worse than the Irish people themselves haven’t seen ya.

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@BBCSport Shearer cort dyer given Bellamy speed

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@paddypower hi paddy, I opened account this week with a promotion code and the £10 hasn’t been refunded onto my account

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@Outtheboxx @ManuelDTP @footballtweet Hahahaha shut up you nonce

[Standard Sport @standardsport]

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[Mirror Football @MirrorFootball]

🚨 #WIN a pair of tickets to the Carabao Cup final!

We’ve teamed up with @CarabaoUK to give away two pairs of tickets to Manchester United vs Newcastle United at Wembley on Sunday 26th February 🎫

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[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Who would've guessed?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Average energy prices

£2,585 - UK

€650 - France
€650 - Belgium
€620 - Spain
€558 - Germany
€558 - Denmark
€546 - Holland
€545 - Austria
€543 - Norway
€476 - Finland
€174 - Poland

We pay 5x more as the Conservative party refuse to tax excess energy profits.

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@AldiUK have you discontinued Jive bars? I’ve been to two stores and couldn’t find any

[Tommy Clarke @TommyCbUnit]

@feelmybicep hi do I need a PCR test to get into the Velodrome in Berlin on Sunday?

[Marius Hauken @mhauken]

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