Tom Craig

just saving the world one twat at a time

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@kel_merg haha I have no idea did I used to sing that I forget haha

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Bruce Jenner now = Jessica Lange

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I think Madonna has a bigger dick than me #Grammys2015

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I love day time beer pong

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Take your skank hooker wife and get the fuck out of here

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Strictly 80s Joel...like I just said

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Why does It seem that everybody from the American revolution had perfect cursive. #iforget #cursivesforsquares

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I would be so bummed if I got Ebola

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@Jrob213 haha with a microscope

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I wonder where Ernie from billy Madison is doing with his life

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Allen Iverson

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@Jrob213 why does the hair not like your chin and only your neck

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Who's butt did Nicholas Cage tickle to become famous.

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#Wrong lyrics

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Remember when we were friends @francescaraine

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Yo Phillip Phillips is kind a good #he alright

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Just the perfect apple

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Damn James Woods got old

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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a fucking legend

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Oh wait that isn't a vacuum ....I guess she is still single #loudvibrator