In May the Tigers had a .309 team SLG, only 4 teams in the last decade have had a worse calendar month.
In June the Tigers have a .580 team SLG, which would be the highest single-month SLG by any team since 1930.
I’ve said it a few times over the years. Only one cure.
Go out and get fucked up as a team. I want them rolling into Comerica visibly hungover.
It’s hard to worry about your slump when you’re trying to keep down last nights 8th double vodka redbull in the box.