Tommy

urgent is a feeling, not a fact

[Mamiana💋 @mamatare1]

Schizophrenic

[Z⁉️🎥 @joshscantaloupe]

Since Yelena being chronically online is canon…

“We have “I know I
dating rumors” started them”

[mika @mikasagrada]

“Você precisa concluir o treinamento obrigatório de segurança do RH”

eu:

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Hey MAGA - how's boycotting The Odyssey going?

[k!✰ @L0NELY777LUCK]

some dad with his children AT A BAR just told me and my friends to watch our language. AT. A. BAR. maybe don’t…. being ur kids…. to a bar????? idk

[B @BrendanLLM]

man discovers foreplay

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Not all company policies are legal.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Asked my colleague how her weekend was and she said “lots of sex, hardly slept” like damn good morning to you too 😭😭😭

[sean @_sn_n]

Trump: I am going to murder puppies!

35% of Americans:

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please stop making people feel weird for getting excited about the things they love.

[angel @dogood4me]

my stomach growling as if there isnt fat for it to fucking eat

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

If you can’t impeach a President for laundering money, War crimes, corruption, Market Manipulations, illegal Wars nowadays, what can you impeach them for?

[mika @mikasagrada]

ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:

• recebeu o salário
• comeu algo gostoso
• ninguém encheu o saco
• voltou para casa
• dormiu:

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just after @telegram made that tweet, their app was removed from the Apple App Store.

[Cancela © @manocancela]

Está na hora de lançar o Secret Story Verão Battle Royale

[G.T @gingerrtom]

let them die bro.

[rawan @xwwrx]

The solution is to accept that you’re human, not a doll