Too Tall Tom

Italian Sub Enthusiast

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

My parents didn’t sign my permission slip for this feels trip

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

[The Jet Press @TheJetPress]

THE NEW YORK JETS

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

It’s 2022, for the love of God, stop putting double spaces after a period

[fran 🍊SAW TWICE 4/4 @lesbians4tbz]

everyone on their way to twitter bc spotify and discord is down

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

Every year, even when I know it’s coming, I’m shocked when I’m charged for my Prime membership.

[Garedevil: The Man with Fear @loudgoblin]

You fools let Joey B get some rap music in him mid-game

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

@love_melissav

[The Jet Press @TheJetPress]

Officially official 💚 https://t.co/lh1N6SjZRT

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

So by the transitive property…

[The Jet Press @TheJetPress]

The #Jets beat a team playing in the Super Bowl

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

My favorite part playoff football: The camera panning to sad fans.

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

Going through old pics on Facebook:
1 - Dear God
2 - Where’s my hoodie from 2009

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

So apparently Dry January wasn’t referring to solely drinking London Dry Gin martinis. Who knew?

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

@notfeliciahutt @danthemcmahon @DanielAvola @CargillH @NoSwagSyndicate I’m waiting for James to have his own Twitter to help with the ratio.

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

@DanielAvola @danthemcmahon @CargillH @NoSwagSyndicate Screw it. Clear your schedules. We’ll touch base at McCools at 3 pm.

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

@danthemcmahon @CargillH @DanielAvola @NoSwagSyndicate Thanks makes a T-melt and Shake more satisfying then knowing a grown man who runs an ice cream shop hates us.

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

@DanielAvola Start over.

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

Tell tale sign you were in Greek Life is that you twitch every time someone mispronounces Omicron.

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

@shwaaang You know where I’m from.

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

I love NJ but god damn, gas stations shouldn’t close at 10.

[Too Tall Tom @TommyMagg]

Put me in coach.

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Jets still need a kicker my fucking god