Tom Martin

“If you fail to prepare, you’re prepared to fail.” @GuernseyABC

[Tom Martin @TommyMartin1995]

@SundayChants @Nickbianco95

[Garfield @garfieldgsy]

@will_faz35 @GuernseyFC The curse lives on 😳

[Will Fazakerley @will_faz35]

Apologies to all players, staff and supporters @GuernseyFC yesterday, my penalty simply wasn’t good enough. It should go without saying but I didn’t mean to miss and will make sure I repay you in the last few games of the season and ensure we stay in this league. Stick with us 💚

[Tom Martin @TommyMartin1995]

@wc22updates @Nickbianco95

[James @gortavfc]

Everyone in the UK seeing Leeds v Arsenal and Man Utd v Newcastle at 2pm but realising Sky have picked another Villa game

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

“Hi my name is?”
Thierry Henry ❌😭😭
@MicahRichards @kate_abdo

[Manny @Manny_Official]

Yikes he was actually different

[Mash @mash_manuel]

Will Smith laughing at Chris Rock's joke then realizing Jada ain't happy

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

“Now give Liverpool a penalty”

[Craig Baigrie @baigriec]

When you’re still working out the controls on a new game

[Michael P Senger @michaelpsenger]

In Naples, Italy, the mayor cited COVID to announce a ban on fireworks for a second straight New Year’s Eve. This was the response from citizens.

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

When you see kids thanking Santa Claus for delivering them their presents

[LADbible @ladbible]

WIPED OUT 😂😂 https://t.co/PFCLpH2TvU

[Tom Martin @TommyMartin1995]

@LeroiRiley Fifth fag

[Tom Martin @TommyMartin1995]

@KeanuMarsh SN

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Let’s remember @WayneRooney was different

[Vijay Wiltshire @vijaywiltshire]

In memory of Scott Bradford, who sadly passed away recently, we will be donating all of our takings on Monday 17th May to Guernsey Mind.

Every penny spent in the Roll Bar on the Bridge on Monday 17th May will be donated, so everything you buy is a donation!

[Tom Martin @TommyMartin1995]

@TheBoyCam And that Todd prick needs to go back to WWE well once he’s got Canelos cock out his mouth

[Tom Strawbridge @strawbs5]

Wow, no.9 seems low ...... WHAT A PLAYER! Massively fortunate to share the pitch and many memories with him and he’s a top bloke to boot!!