Just in: Three-time All-Star Ben Simmons has agreed on a one-year, $3.5 million deal with the Sacramento Kings, his agents Max Wiepking, Sean Tribe and Ryan Arney tell me and @MarcJSpears. The one-time All-NBA star is back in the NBA for a 10th season after sitting out 2025-26.
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are saying that Ippei Mizuhara, Shohei Ohtani’s former translator, is to blame for the years of financial fraud from the organization.
Can’t decide what is funnier.
A rancid fart cleared out a theatre showing for the new Spiderman film. Or a jacked cosplaying guy in Spiderman suit was immediately on his phone getting to the bottom of the situation.
old seasons of Survivor were crazy because they’d get to day 35 or whatever and jeff would be like “surprise we flew your mom halfway around the world but if you’re not the first person to throw this coconut through a hoop we’re putting her ass right back on the plane”