Tommy

[Tommy @TommySearss]

Post festival depression is a real thing am telling ye

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

When you find out Evri are the courier responsible for the delivery of your parcel x

[Tommy @TommySearss]

Why’s it take 3-5 business days to get a city taxi :))

[Solardo (blue tick) @solardomusic]

Facts @BorisJohnson

[Pete Evans @PeteEvans87]

“There’s been a big Christmas party in your house Boris Johnson.”

Boris:

[Pasty_Kween - THE UNLUCKY - LUCKY COW! @Pasty_Kween]

Every day I wake up knowing I’ve never voted Tory and thats just fabulous

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Plan C - Ignore him!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fuck me. Max Verstappen. What a drive.

[Its All Techno™ @ItsAllTechno]

Congratulations @Twitter you have made it to the next round....

[Tommy @TommySearss]

Need to behave ordering stuff on buy now pay later when am pissed🥴

[Tommy @TommySearss]

Scum

[Brandon @BrandonAFC_]

@Chunkz Saka’s Instagram, disgusting

[Darren Bent @DarrenBent]

Proud of you Boys you did the nation proud, Keep your heads up 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👊🏿

[Loyle @LoyleCarner]

I don’t wanna see any hate for rash, sancho or saka. Football is a cruel game. Young gs showed heart

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

Green laser for sale. Only used it once. Open to offers DM me if interested.

[Tommy @TommySearss]

See ya later Hancock 👋👋

[Tommy @TommySearss]

Hahahahahah

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

Absolutely gutted Prince is dead. I’ll be having a drink and listening to purple rain tonight

[Tommy @TommySearss]

@TedCFC @sam_phelanwild @jonpw_wild

[lottie @l0ttiehall]

these headlines are 24 hours apart. you actually couldn’t make this up. none of them have a clue what they’re doing anymore.

[Tommy @TommySearss]

Pot noodle queue in tank 💋

[Lauren Bravo 🚨 PROBABLY NOTHING IS OUT NOW 🚨 @laurenbravo]

What's the most mundane place you find yourself fantasising about being just now? Mine is the toilet queue at St Pancras station

[Abdi @AbdiTV]

Had to repost