Tommy

Retired football player, currently a professional leisure golf player, and vodka connoisseur.

[Tommy @TommySenn]

@Citibank has the absolute worst customer service, so bad that I figured out how to log into twitter again just to complain about it. 4 phone calls, 3 new credit cards and my fraud disputes are still not showing as disputed! Time to cancel this card!!

[Tommy @TommySenn]

@ChipotleTweets - continued failure with delivery… idk why I pay extra for extra anything anymore. (Extra Sour Cream, Chicken, and Cheese - MIA) #GetLessForMore

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is heartening to see the rise of individualist vs corporate media

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We just got an unsolicited 500k donation from @AndyFrisella Amazing how many normal everyday people just want to help small businesses survive. People helping people. #barstoolfund

[kyle @Ky1eLong]

🎩 off to the defense again

[Silvy @WaddleandSilvy]

Lots of “woe is me” from Matt Nagy in his press conference regarding penalties on offense. When does he realize this is a poor refection on him & his offensive coaching staff?!

[Tommy @TommySenn]

Watching the @ChicagoBears has become flat out painful. I mean I’m searching for reasons to not change the channel. #cleanhouse

[Tommy @TommySenn]

Where is @joerogan when you need him? #PresidentialDebate

[Tommy @TommySenn]

This is the biggest soap opera on TV right now #Debates2020

[Tommy @TommySenn]

Exactly what every coach always yells at you for “don’t throw across your body” 😂 #LetItRip

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This dime from Sam Darnold after escaping a sack 🤯

(via @thecheckdown)

[Tommy @TommySenn]

@ChipotleTweets Sending you a message won’t change the fact that I received half the burrito bowl I paid extra for. Quite frankly outside of the driver getting a nice tip, it’s my fault for ordering from a chain that doesn’t care instead of locally.

[Tommy @TommySenn]

Just received hands down the most depressing @ChipotleTweets Burrito Bowl that I have ever seen in my life. Pay for extra, tip extra, get the absolute minimum.

[Tommy @TommySenn]

Classic @ChicagoBears front office making terrible offseason moves on has been players. #BearSoFarDown

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Joe Burrow in his first half following his appearance on Pardon My Take:

21-27
403 yards
7 touchdowns

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Remember in the EA College Football video game when you would schedule a cupcake week 1 and put it on easy to throw for 10 td’s and pad your Heisman stats?

That’s Joe Burrow in the National Semi-Final Game....in real life

[Tommy @TommySenn]

Joe Burrow is a pure stud, absolutely in the Elite Category. #GeauxTigers

[Tommy @TommySenn]

#GeauxTigers

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

One year ago, we were introduced to this absolute cold-blooded unit 💪

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Whispering to myself on my couch

“I fucking love sports”

[Tommy @TommySenn]

Damn, @LSUfootball is taking it to Bama on both sides of the football. #GeauxTigers