Tommy Severin

In an endless search for the perfect chicken tenders. he/him/his

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Almost always.

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I’ve had three glasses of wine so here some pictures of my sweet angel baby

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@KateRyan516 Don’t tweet about my friend Aaron like that.
Tagging @Lukas_Miedreich so he can show Aaron.

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Why do babies get to cry on planes when the pressure change hurts their ears but I can’t? Seems ageist.

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But I mean also look at her…

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I don’t know what it says about me that my best friend is a five month old puppy that likes to eat my socks.

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This is officially the longest I’ve been without my puppy since we got her and it makes me want to cry.

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Thankful for all the people I drunk text on holidays that I haven’t spoken to in years.

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Should the playlist for my wedding just be the Eras Tour movie?

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Every time I see a cake decorating tiktok, I’m fully convinced I could do that despite having no baking or artistic skill.

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I was unaware I had ⁦@GalGadot⁩ in my contacts…

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Sometimes I answer my work emails on my phone and it feels like I’m playing a little employee simulator mobile game.

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How are Italians not constantly dehydrated? It’s hot and wine is cheaper than water.