Tommy Weigel

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Haven't seen this much warmth since Lord Voldemort shook hands with Bill Belichick.

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

@rywillz15 @_Its_Schmitty 😂😂🔥

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

I feel like im being investigated 😂

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

Even as an adult, I feel like Disney has the best quotes of any major entertainment company

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

No bueno

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

I listen to songs in Spanish all morning (the cook is Mexican) I finally get songs I love in English and the bastard skips them....

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

"When was the last time you did something for the first time?"

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

"Dude, what does mine say?" "Sweet, what does mine say?" "Dude! What does mine say?" 😂😂

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

@ComedyPics @rywillz15

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

Is it still a thing to have a better lawn than someone?

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

My roommates cats have shit ON me on three seperate occasions...

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

I don't get it...how is every dad the best anyone could ever ask for? Can't there only be one?

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

Like theres a crash at a round a bout, cops are guiding people around the crash and a lady still manages to cut me off...

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

@Scavone220 cut me off, can't use round a bouts, drive 15 under the limit, inattentive, you name it they do it!

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

@Scavone220 awful, worst drivers in Minnesota

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

Lakeville is full of the most god awful drivers I have ever met in my life...

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

@MadGMongo @rywillz15 @girlposts who are you two?

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

The Burbs is on Netflix boys and girls! 😎

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

If anything those people are more racist than the people they are accusing of being racist

[Tommy Weigel @TommyWigglez]

Just got the race card pulled on me at the beach 😂 what a joke...if you are being a public disturbance, its your actions not your race...