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I’d straight up let my girl rip one in my face if I could hit this parlay rn

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Went out to dinner with my mom tonight after not spending enough time together and then ordered stuffed rigatoni

In the middle of a convo

Mom: did you fart?

Me: yeah

Mom: brushes it off

Me: continues convo

Mom: you farted?

Me: yeah sorry it st0nks

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@tthainguyenn @JosephW04379803 @FanDuel_Support @FanDuel As many as I want virgin

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@FanDuel_Support Oh it’s alright everyone. They sincerely apologize so it’s okay everyone calm down bc they are sincerely sorry. Eat your own head fanduel!

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@FanDuel_Support This is insane. Give me my money

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I hope whoever created the cookie puss cake got a promotion @CarvelIceCream

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“What’s your favorite feature on a person ?”

Me: calves on Asian people

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Just sharted in TJ Maxx @tjmaxx