TommySalami

very happy dad. can’t stop the frog army. I enjoy Batman as a fictional character.

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo!!

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

@Xidrarch @GotMeSlumped Yes sir!

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

(2/2) Upstairs empty, I went to check on tootles. When I found him, he hadn’t even went down the staircase. He was just floating in the doorway. When I looked down, all I could hear was the sounds of a beak pecking. We bolted the door shut, and told Donald the house was empty.

[Aaron 🤌🏻 @EFCAaron1]

@TheFunny_mp4

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

Alfred in the Snyder cut referring to a mother box as a “box of tricks” is so fucking funny to me

[𝐒𝐒𝐉 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐌 @PrismSsj]

@WtfImgvids

[Bruh @Bruhtaro_2131]

Same person who was traumatized by a slap btw

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

Day 83. It’s me, Mickey. It’s been two days since Tootles bludgeoned Pete to death with a baseball bat mousekatool. We’re going to use his body as bait to make an escape. I’m scared that we’ll turn into monsters without or without the virus.

[Jacemandaspaceman69 @Jacemandaspace2]

Soooo all three @wbpictures @WBHomeEnt and @warnerbros just followed Zack Snyder at the same time. Also @warnerbros followed ray fisher… let’s go #RestoreTheSnyderVerse

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

plastic man eating plastic. almost poetic

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

@JJPM_YT @Nyhmnim Ugh, I can sadly hear this image

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

eggs bakey

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

Day 80.We left the clubhouse. Donald hasn’t spoke since the Daisy incident.Pete has also joined our party. It worries me though.I’ve awoken at night to the sounds of Pete in his sleep whispering about how good Mini and Pluto would taste.We’ll confront him in the morning. - Mickey

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

Oh that? Don’t mind that, it’s nothing. Just my PHD in sex and gaming.

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

I updated my Twitter this shit a war zone now wtf

[TommySalami @Tommyysalami]

this is a checkpoint for being an old memer.

[TarkovEngineer @tjteabaggins]

A meme I found for all you #ELDEN_RING players

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

A leader on and off the field.

Congratulations on an incredible career, @MalcolmJenkins!