with summer starting, tomnyan has recently gotten his hands on a weather machine and has gone out of his way to make it unbearably hot for much of the planet!!
one of our spies has managed to capture a photograph of tomnyan using this dastardly mechanism..... disgusting
happy st. patricks day!! reminder that tomnyan's design contains 0 traces of the color green whatsoever and you are free to pinch him as many times as you deem necessary ππππ
thank you all for sticking with us these past 36 months. as long as we exist tomnyan will never know peace π₯π₯π₯
anyway check out this cool s rank i got 3 days ago
π¨EMERGENCY ALERTπ¨
TOMNYAN HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT
HE SABOTAGED OUR COMMUNICATIONS SHORTLY AFTER HIS ESCAPE. WE LOST COMMUNICATION WITH YOU ALL FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT
SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. HUG YOUR LOVED ONES
WE ARE DOOMED
π¨EMERGENCY ALERTπ¨
Tomnyan has almost thawed out entirely. We have <24 hours until he escapes and all hell breaks lose. SEEK SHELTER IMMINENTLY.