Tom Green

Tom YOURso weird

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liam neeson on a lime bike

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There are words and phrases unique to the area. For example, "duck" is used as a term of endearment or to address someone in a friendly way, similar to "mate" or "love" elsewhere in the UK. You might hear people say, "Alright, duck?" as a greeting.

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if there's one thing you should know about me it's that i feel very uncomfortable watching university propaganda you see so

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Love sittin on ma fuckin high horse

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The phantom menace is stoner chill. desert

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I’m verbally warning you

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#NewProfilePic

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Ball-de-sac

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looks good on your cv

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Wish I had a girlfriend

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Can’t wait for bin day

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Lego sex in M&Ms world!!!

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We eat out of the bins
We are eating out of the bins
We were eating out of the bins
We are going to eat out of the bins

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@carlknott211 Bloody brilliant young man, chuffed 💪💪💪💪💪🫃🫃🫃

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@carlknott211 Sikh marmate 💪💪💪what you doing?

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I’m not depressed I’m upwardly rotated

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You get to see Bart’s willy in the Simpsons movie

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If you have read receipts turned off on WhatsApp you’re a pussy