Tom Parker

Zoologist, scientific author and illustrator. BOOK OUT NOW:

[Tom Parker @Tomozaurus]

Hello everyone, reminder that my book is officially OUT TODAY! Link in bio and replies!

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This trailer is so cold I think it legit contributed to me being ultimately disappointed with the movie

[Swamp_Ape_Science @SouthApe]

The King of the Monsters Claire de Lune trailer clears so hard and its not even close.

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@mler_h I know the monoculture is dead because most of these have over a billion streams but I've only ever heard 5 of them - 2 of which are actually Kendrick songs

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@liIpochaco beast mode

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@totalbocker Their old stuff is good but yes this blows chunks

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@East_ML @Twitch_B3NB3N make that 3

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@BigDummy05 I haven't seen minus zero yet and I'd have a slightly different ordering & Vs Biollante instead of 2000 but very similar to mine

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@oscarwdctruther Australia also has liquor stores

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@torietclaire13 Zuko
Speed
Melting
Ends in Tragedy

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@BatteryMastor Oh so he's not allowed nice things?? 😤

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@SourGuts69 completely agree

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@olivescrib @cometski I've been shocked to not see this more often because it is so obviously the answer

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@archivespirit Its to stop americans from doing it

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@kirishimasu The best I can describe it is it looks/reads like an uncanny valley version of english

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@bf_crane At the end of Godzilla 2000 he kills the other monster then immediately goes back to torching the city and the characters just have to be like "ah. Right. Yeah."

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I love Godzilla Tokyo SOS but "you must return Godzilla's bones to the sea or Mothra will declare war on the human race" is objectively funny even if also kinda tuff

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@DinoDJ14 So good!!

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@sixasscat Vs Hedorah and Mothra vs Godzilla in garbage but Godzilla 98 and one of those awful anime movies in good, you have to laugh

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@ChrisLikesDinos @PlayJurassicTCG Love the attention to detail!