TompoChico™

Writer, Designer, Rapper, Engineer, Chemist, Philosopher, Mathematician, 4x Emmy Nominee, Beast Games Winner, Oil Rig Worker, Professional Snake Milker 🇺🇸

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Fuck Israel 🥰

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It'd be funny if Elon Musk fucking died now

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When my girlfriend upsets me, I don't argue with her. I start flinching when she moves near me, I don't make eye contact when talking, and I act frightened when I'm in her presence.

This conditions her to be nicer than usual, as she doesn't want me to be scared of her.

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@rudy_betrayed @Strangeland_Elf @nikitabier Generational streak

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@rudy_betrayed @cybrtrkguy Rudolph Stallion never misses

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@madebygoogle Done

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Yo @madebygoogle what the actual FUCK is your Pixel support system?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning?

Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

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Ammon McNeff will be reincarnated as a stray cat near PETA's headquarters

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@Jackson25962755 @lefunny87104 @zdr_0x @Awk20000 Ammon won't let you lick it homie

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So let me get this straight- *gets absolutely nothing straight*

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White people when the cha cha slide comes on:

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Me and the homie telling knock knock jokes:

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Sometimes I fill up the bathtub with boiling water and make a big stew but I can never finish it on my own and end up wasting a bunch of it

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@Mac1000tns @switchstock Cringe ass scalper

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bum ass drunk

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My goat's been milked 🤮

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thanks @beeple, I’ve been a fan of your art for a long time. This is my new favorite.

When I decided to sell my art I wanted every piece on the blockchain and to accept Bitcoin as payment.

“The Internet of Money” by Andreas Antonopoulos really opened my eyes.

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We call these honky cracker-ass gringo mayo-monkeys 😭 sorry it's just what we've called them 💀

[project hail katie🪐 @allfiredoves]

what do yall call these bc to me these are otter pops

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS CHARLIE KIRK?