Thomas Bantercott

If you're looking for someone cool to follow, you need to continue your search elsewhere.

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

Mum made a Man's Not Hot reference earlier, I'm so proud

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

if i saw an alien i would simply zoom the camera in and take a high resolution picture of it

[지은 @imraycheljay]

have u ever seen baby monkie rolling snowball

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

@GreggsOfficial @Primark Sausage roll on the weekend

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

New neighbour

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

Disney+ have sent me 9 e-mails since subscribing 4 days ago. huh?

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

Think my neighbour just dropped all his bowling balls on the floor

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

Nan invited me over to see her new foot massager, didn't even let me have a go.

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

The power went off and I have a pizza in the oven! 😭

[Craig Frost @CraigFrost_]

I’ve been saying ‘jrink’ instead of ‘drink’ for years and no one has noticed.

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

@MrFuZ16 Ohhhh - it was

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

Filled a bucket up for a builder, what a rush

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

Just set my oven gloves on fire a little and jumped half a mile

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

YOU'RE TRAPPED! #UKlockdown

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

HOW LONG?! Need some back-ups from Maccies

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

@GraceeLols Mum's trying to report you as stranded to the government looooool

[ash 🏳️‍🌈 @rakshesha]

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!

Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.

He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

[Thomas Bantercott @Tomthewierdo]

@OhItsSamYo @sherlock_hulmes Stressful managing all those goblins
And yes I'm talking about the players