Tommy Mitchell

Stroke me.

[How many days since Mayo last won Sam? @howlongmayo]

0 days

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QaVAR #QatarWorldCup2022

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MORNING PRODUCTIVITY HACK: Instead of pressing the snooze button 3 or 4 times before getting out of bed, try practicing 3 to 4 10 minute intervals of horizontal, semi-conscious mediation.

#riseandgrindeventually

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@elonmusk Capitalism is about chocolate milk.

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@HackneyAbbott look closer....🕵😲#BasicCHINstinct

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@ClubPhotos_ D
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@McDonalds

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@Lynn_McGoo @DaftLimmy Gies a chocolate choux!

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@Kearns1010 @HarryKewell What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

[We Are Back @BustToBoom]

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like #BACKMAS 🎶

The parking we #deserve

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@AskPaddyPower what odds on TAA, two assists?

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@EndaConway @MayoAreBack @prayforcaolan @Jkean112 Important to stick to the same formula as well for the second dose. It isn't wise to change things up too much in my experience. In that spirit, could I suggest you renew your vows on the 4th September? Maybe even have the wedding in Croke Park? It could only help.

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Mayo with an abrasive performance, chipping away and breaking up the immovable boulder that is Dublin and Dean Rock and indeed by doing that showing that they can be shifted away out of Croke Park and deposited in a new location. Would you echo those sediments @MayoAreBack ?

[Tommy Rooney @TomasORuanaidh]

This.

I am so happy for Rob Hennelly, an utter gentleman, and somebody who's come in for serious stick over the years - that free to send the game to ET, his third of the day, was absolute redemption.

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@paulfoot *then

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@DCFreeman11 I hear they call you 'the sliotar slotter'

[Caolán Mc Aree @Caolanmcaree]

Claire Byrne disconnecting Joe Brolly
#cblive

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@EndaConway The image of a man who enjoys the smell of his own farts

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This is what I think of every time I hear an announcement from NPHET

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@fkeav1986 @DezzDezoray @ParcelMotel AKA "You gene...tically predisposed toward criminal behaviour"

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@fkeav1986 @DezzDezoray @ParcelMotel I feel it'll be tough to catch this "Eugene", AKA "You Genie", AKA "You Genius"