Tonia🇰🇪

In God's hands

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

God forgive me if I ever come off as ungrateful. I’m living in so many answered prayers.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

David Maraga: I have never been associated with any corruption scandal. I am ready to declare on oath, my assets and give a full account of how I acquired each piece. I challenge every presidential aspirant, starting with Ruto, to do the same and account for everything they own.

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

I wish Raila Odinga Was Alive today!I am Sorry I didn't Invite you early!Ruto to Oburu!

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Your rights were violated but we cannot identify who amongst us was responsible. However, take this small bribe and let it go. This argument is based upon precedent.

[KD @3headeddgoat]

Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:

[Charity @tiny_charoh]

If I ever utter such words mjue I have lost my mind

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" Your Birthright us being sold for Ksh 15000"- Journalist Nduh Okoh tells Kenyans moments after KTN exposed how the Kenyan Government is giving foreigners National IDs!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Chief goon

[Apropos_KE @Apropos_KE]

Look how gracefully people age when they’re not stealing or killing!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Congratulations 🎉

Tourist of the year.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

I honestly don’t think we’re ready for this Eastleigh conversation.

Few Observations,.

You buy something in the majority of those shops and they want cash. If you don’t have cash, they have their own MPesa agents they tell you to withdraw from. They then make a quick call to the agent to confirm the withdrawal before releasing your goods.

That way, they never have to explain their cash flow, but you may one day have to explain yours to the taxman.

We’re talking about a multi billion shilling industry with very little transparency, accountability or visibility into how money moves.

And as long as they remain the middlemen, pay zero tax, sell “counterfeit goods” the government is comfortable

But how dare you use the same business model, open your own wholesale operation and bring your own goods through the port?…..

[AG @art_gambino_]

In my mind mi nishamake it
Nangoja Life icatchup.

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Kenya hosts millions of them from South Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia, Rwanda, Burundi and even Nigeria yet we don't go about beating them on the streets.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Not even up to 12 minutes and South Africa is already embarrassing Asian continent.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Mexico 2
Xenophobia 0

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

LETS ALL LAUGH AT SOUTH AFRICA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The South African goalkeeper seems to be in a hurry to go back home to protect his job.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

South Africa have 0 shots on target because they are busy targeting other African countries