SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️

Tera baap hu mai

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

Bahot paisa h.

Itna paisa h kee tum soch bhe nhi skte.

Ambani keey pass.

Mai greeb hu.

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

Me to my haters:

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mere Ex he mere duniya theee.

Frr app yee bhe jnte hoge duniya kaise h

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

suno ladkiyo mera mano toh tum log ek revolver kharid lo.
Jbb sarkar puchyegee toh bol dena ke hamare izzat kee रक्षा krna apkey bas kee baat nhi h.

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

Hm boyz school keeey pdhey hue student hn .

Hamare pass madam ko line marney keey alawa aur koi option he nhi tha.

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

Mom: Mobile keey bahar bhe duniya h.

Me: Ye duniya , ye mehfill mere kaam kee nhi.

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

crush: How much sweet you are.

Me:

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Me started to study*.

My mom: ajj ye kaise ho gya.

Me: ye 2020 h janab yeha kuch bhe ho skta h

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

me to my son : dont call me papa.

Call me mummy keey darling

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

Bhandara chal rha tha.

Aandar gya Halwa khatm

Bahar aaya chappal gayab.

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

Someone: mera wala sbb seey alg h.

Lee boy like me: Hizra seey setting krege toh alg hoga he na

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

kis kis ka ga*d jal rha yeha RCB Keey jitney seey.

Beta #burnol Lo aur khub lagao . Aaram mileyga.

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

Someone: apna no doge mujhe baat krne h tumse.

Lee me:

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@Berlinn007 nhi

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Apko pta h pahle mera english bahot kamjor tha.

Frr maine english movie dekhne suru krr diya.

Abb maii bhe kamjor ho gya hu.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

Seesha ho ya dil ho toot jaata h.

Chote bacche ko god meei lo toh muut jaata h.

😁😁😁😂😂🤣🤣😁😁😁

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Recharge Tkk toh theek tha jaan.

Lakin ye chalan bharr keey thumara scooty churwaneee wala piyar hmse nhi ho payega.

😋😁😉🤣😅😸😁😁😁😁😁

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

kiska #gulab_jamun h yee dono

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[SARCASTIC RISHU☠️☠️ @Tonightgamer05]

*Me and my sister fighting*

Me to sister :-

#ramayan

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दुनिया के सारे झूठ एक तरफ, ऊपर-ऊपर से करूँगा वाला झूठ एक तरफ.