Jessica Tonti

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

@rubbihusen I know I’m too chill, I just don’t really care about the details 😂 I just want to show up, getting married and for everyone to have a fun night celebrating 😂

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

@rubbihusen Planning a wedding is not for the weak 🥹 it’s so stressful

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

Just your regular reminder that Vitamin K in newborns is LIFESAVING.

[🟠 George @OneGSisneros]

I've been married 23 years. This is the advice I'd give myself if I could go back.

// a thread 🧵

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

I cannot get over how amazing the cinematography in #Euphoria is

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

I need to drink caffeine or I won’t get anything done and then I have anxiety about being lazy. But then I drink caffeine, get all my to-do’s done, and then I have even more anxiety and my stomach is in knots constantly. Which is the lesser of two evils 🥴😵‍💫😐 iykyk

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

@emilymurphy34 You can always make a change 💗

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

@camdowns95 I just wish the interest could be way lower or zero! The high interest is the worst part 😫

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Vern @VernNotice]

I’m sobbing. This shit ain’t even sad. But I can’t stop.

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

Does anyone else prefer reading books from their phone/iPad/kindle but want it as a physical copy too? 😭

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

@vicfisk1 I do this too I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

@itsalbro Anything Colleen Hoover. My favorites are verity and ugly love so far!

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

@DPonDaBeat Nights suck I totally understand the struggle 😐😐😐

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

Does anyone else ever get sad looking at old pictures and videos ugh life goes so fast 😩😩😩😩😩

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

I think my new career goal is to be a school nurse... I used to be all about the high acuity and intense situations but now I need therapy and a relaxed environment 👩🏽‍⚕️

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

Bry leaves for work before I get home from working and ughhhh💔💔💔💔😢

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

Is it too early to buy a hanging plant for outside?🪴

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

The strategically planned week off I get every few weeks from work makes the back to back shifts where I always feel like I’m at work so worth it 💆🏽‍♀️😴

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

I hate that I smell like a burnt potato after tanning and showering

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

Still 100% worth it 👍🏼

[Jessica Tonti @TontiJessica]

Post 72 hours moderna dose #2 and I’m still feeling crummy. 🤒😷