Tony

Comedian

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

why is the government releasing a real life COD montage

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

This sin is mentioned in the bible a lot more than homosexuality btw.

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

[Ki Thee Final Girl🔪 @_kii_kiii_]

Mr. Mosby was floating 💙

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@kirawontmiss Biggest robbery flop of all time

[Tony @TonyBCruz]

Every “American” is here from foreign descent. The only ones who aren’t were put on a reservation.

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

@LawSelfDefense Very good point. Guests have to behave. And if they got away with cheating then they need to get legally dealt with. Being here from foreign descent is a privilege.

[Tony @TonyBCruz]

Lmao yet he’s removing American history regarding slavery, Jim Crow and civil rights education from public schools. If you can’t see how one sided his approach is, you’re willfully ignorant.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns the world by FORCING South Africas President to watch a video of South Africans chanting to k*ll White people

HOLY SH*T he did that in front of the Press for million of people around the world to see

TRUMP IS A BOSS

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand.

You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls

RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.

You can see all volume was literally opened TODAY!!!!!!!!!! (That little green arrow). You can see all volume is new opening volume (not only on the Zero days, but also on the weekly $QQQ and $TQQQ calls). This is especially odd given IVR on these was around 82 this morning, with IV through the roof. The traders really wanted to trade directionally...

In fact, using Unusual Whales' net premium, you can see people have been loading calls trading for a reversal, following these opening calls. Very clear example here.

Insane, someone knew.

[Tony @TonyBCruz]

Probably won’t age well.

[Turkish Mark @JonnyJohns7]

Couple of Beers… 🤣🤣

[Boone Cutler 🦬🇺🇸 🦅 @boonecutler]

STEAL / NO STEAL
“cancel-out-combo” 😆

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: U.S. President Donald Trump is expected to lift the Biden administration's freeze on the supply of 2,000-pound bombs to Israel in his first days in office, Walla News reported, per Reuters.

Trump is also expected to reverse sanctions the Biden administration imposed against Israeli settlers accused of violent attacks against Palestinians in the occupied West Bank, Israeli ambassador to the U.S. Mike Herzog told Walla News.

[Tony @TonyBCruz]

About to apply for a job in unqualified for just to see if I make it

[J. @PresentWitness_]

Now that H-1B has become a topic of discussion, here’s my story:

Born in Appalachia, went to a top-tier university, interned in wealth management and trading, recruited for all the top investment banks and research firms, only offer I received was to cold call South American high-net-worth-individuals on a commission-based salary, 10k base. Could not afford to take the job because cost of living in NYC was too high.

All my foreign-born friends and classmates got the jobs I dreamed of and worked my whole life for. They weren’t more skilled than me, in fact, most were less skilled.

6 months after graduation, I took a 15$/hr job at a geopolitical analysis startup. I received effectively zero equity (thanks Silicon Valley). Worked the night shift for 60k/yr. Slept on the floor of that office many nights. Lost money for 3 straight years.

After 5 years, I was the most tenured employee at the company other than the founders. Finally got up to 80k/yr, then was fired within a year of relocating for them across the country.

Many of my foreign-born classmates were extremely successful investment bankers and financial professionals by this point. Jumping from JPMorgan to Facebook to private equity etc.

Once again, I applied everywhere, including Palantir and government agencies that I was extremely qualified for. Didn’t get a single interview anywhere, not even low level data analyst positions.

Here’s the point: The very people telling you that we need H-1B are the same exact people who wouldn’t even give me an interview despite having impeccable qualifications.

At that point, I was completely on my own. Bought Bitcoin and crypto with my severance, and after a few years of struggling, trained myself to become a successful derivative trader and investor.

BTC: $3k, ETH: $150, PLTR: $6, RKLB: $5, TSLA: $180, NVDA: $10

No American institution ever helped me. They stole my family’s wealth and took advantage of me. We don’t need an H-1B program. We need to believe in and invest in Americans.

The American system, as it currently exists, is a complete scam that exploits the American people more than anyone else.

I don’t believe in victimhood culture, it’s utterly disgusting, but as an American, without ethnic connections to capitalize on, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.

The quicker you accept this, the better off you’ll be.

[Jesse Wells @JesseWellsNews]

“And it’s intercepted at the goal line…unbelievable”
I have no rooting interest in this game but this Gus Johnson call is flat out hilarious!
Screaming so hard he’s going hoarse!
Classic.
#MichiganFootball #OhioStateFootball

[Tony @TonyBCruz]

Is the brain disorder being a Trump fan?

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Emotional moment little boy with a rare brain disorder breaks down in tears as he receives a birthday letter from President Trump.

[Tony @TonyBCruz]

Call me lint the way I’m out of pocket

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Joe Biden is gone.

Absolutely freaking gone.

This is pathetic.

[Tony @TonyBCruz]

Quizás nunca te superaré.

[matt ✰ @xzernias_]

Realistically there’s no action sequence that has better choreography than this fight