Tony Barrett

The Island-Wide Man.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

All my previous writings about drugs may have given the impression I'm completely obsessed with just one harmless leaf. Absolutely wrong! Any debate about drugs must comprehensively address all drugs. And everything that isn't a drug too. And paid parking.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

Cannabis: It's the issue EVERY candidate has a view on. Time for me to come off the fence.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

@rebeccalanegg @gavinstpier It seems not all deputies understand how laws work. But I was drunk when I voted so I guess it's my fault.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

@ImproSarah @TinWhistleGSY @oligsy Now THAT is a vote-winning look.

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[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

It's time to tackle the big problems with bold action. And I am the big, bold Action Man.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

Look at today's top two @BailiwickGsy news stories. Coincidence? I think not. The only explanation: Harvey is being groomed for a meteoric rise to total administrative power.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

@geoffmiller66 The market is fickle. We're only getting 0.0002 Bitcoin for tokens representing generic unremarkable amendments which are discarded after 1.5 hours of earnest but dreary monologues followed by an unrecorded 'contre' motivated mostly by the fact that it's after pub opening time.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

BREAKING: I'm working 24/7 with the States digital team to auction NFTs of Guernsey parliamentary U-turns. We've already had interest from Ukrainian property tycoons wanting to own the 16-day debate in which Environment lost their bid to charge for the use of kiosk toilets.

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@advocategreen1 My time machine stands ready for when I'm elected. I'm gonna take all 38 seats.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

The top bid for the NFT of my first ever tweet stands at 120 Dogecoins. At an anticipated yield of 10,000% APR, by 2024 that'll be enough crypto to build a brand new 120-bed hospital.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

Delighted to announce that I'm in discussions with some very senior people to capitalise Guernsey's new cryptocurrency ENTIRELY using NFTs of my Twitter history.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

I just wanted to make it absolutely clear that, like all decent Guernsey politicians, I have never used a pseudonym on social media, and would never condone doing so.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

Another of my policies coming to fruition!

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Islanders design Valentine's cards and share online for frontline workers.

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[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

Great to see the States is FINALLY implementing one of my key election policies.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

It's time to tackle the big problems with bold action. And I am the big, bold Action Man.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

Waking up for the first time under the reign of Olaf the Omnipotent, King of the Tomato-Heads. I must admit my political optimism has waned somewhat, but I'm willing to work together with him on my policies if ever the call comes.

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

@ElisBebb That's what victory for the Tomato-Head Party gives you. ALL vegetables matter!

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@CorbetJanie 😮https://t.co/jRtj025iPe

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Disaster, it was a clean sweep for the Tomato-Headed Lizard Party, thanks to all their negative campaigning about my Biro Tax! At least an old hand like me knows how to retire gracefully. That's democracy... so long, voters!

[Tony Barrett @TonyBarrett2020]

Last but not least... 7: In a change to the States rules of procedure, each sitting will begin with a full 6 hours of Vedic chant.

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Policies that didn't make the main manifesto... 1: GPS tracking for all dogs so we can apportion the £10 annual dog tax to different parishes depending on where they typically... ahem...

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6: Bring back Joey. In his annual self-memorial flight, he will bring Santa to Town each Christmas in a death defying landing on the Castle Breakwater.