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my religion is baseballogy

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

@CHSN_Bulls @KCJHoop Waiting for Stacey to hit us with the Beep Beep after the win! Drive home safe Chicago!

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

In a nutshell:

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Kamala is going to raise taxes”

Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

[Leaundra Ross 🪷💙💚🏈⚾️ @LeaundraRoss]

Welp 😮
He said what he said.

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

I ran across this old George Carlin bit, and I had to take a few minutes to throw this together. It fits so well.

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

@Bwallace222 Everytime

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

@Muckdrums So much time just for a rushed three

[Ryan Evan Schroat @200ColumnsRy]

Courtney Green has always been dogshit as an official. I don’t blame Collins.

Not even about 55 free throws for Purdue and 7 for NW.

3 point game and this was called a foul on NW. Clear Hook from Jones. Right in front of Green

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

No surprise he’s the king of trolls #IowaCaucus

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Healthy country

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

Insane

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Woman says that when Trump says, “I am being indicted for you,” that “my first thought went to, ‘Well, Jesus Christ died for my sins. Jesus died for me.’ It connects in my brain that way. OK, he’s doing this for us.”

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

@realpfp @Iamrachelpowell HAHAHAHAHAHA

[🤴🏾Plant Based Papi🥬🥦🥒☀️ @PlntBasedPapi]

Many have clearly forgotten but much respect to Katt Williams for shouting out Bernie Mac & letting these other bums know who the REAL king of comedy was.

[Bears Nation @BearsNationCHI]

“Their fans are going to be loud, there’s not much to do in Green Bay but watch football”

-Justin Fields

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

@ABodven Opting out takes a lot of meaning away from the bowl games

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

Two dropped passes and game winner goofy ass #darnellmooney

[Bears on CHSN @CHSN_Bears]

Darnell Mooney felt the Bears' offense took their foot off the gas in their 20-17 loss to the Browns

READ MORE: https://t.co/hzTKWdy93e

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

@Shawn_Foss And Purdue was #1 at the time no clue how they blew it last night

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

These garbage takes aren’t serious right? #ChiefsBills

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

My take is simple: Refs should never determine the outcome of a game. Kadarius Toney may have lined up offside, but it had nothing to do with the outcome of the play. BOTH can be true.

Thought @Realrclark25 and @PatMcAfeeShow made a good point today by saying this wouldn’t really be a story had there been a no-call.

Travis Kelce made a truly incredible improvisational play that in essence, no longer exists. I get the call, that’s not my point. I’m just saying, purely as a football fan, these types of calls are not what I want to see on Sundays.

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

@the_blair_bitxh @Irunnia_ @DailyLoud Man these comments be lying like shit to virtue signal lolol

[TBalls @TonyBarrtls]

Speak for yourself goof ass Not my woman lololol

[IRUNNIA @Irunnia_]

@DailyLoud Nothing wrong here. That’s how an actual woman looks like without filter and makeup