Anthony 🪤

parody account | hopeless ny sports fan | ODU alum

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Posting a selfie in the Brock’s bathroom should be a punishable crime

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

@DMbuttstuff Old ass 😹😹

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Do you think Steve from blues clues ever brought a girl home to his crib and had to be like “yeah don’t mind the talking couch that’s just Fred he’s pretty chill”

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

@chaddukes Show us all the pictures of former Washington legends you stashed in your ‘hidden’ folder dukes

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Dart got the league shook lol

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Folks will graduate college and move to charleston SC to be a leasing agent for $14 an hour

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Covid had folks buying a fake LV face mask off Facebook marketplace for $30 😭

[EerRational @EerRational]

They’re doing this to Bronny at work tomorrow

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

There’s an over saturation of bar/club DJs and they all suck

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

If we ended world hunger what will white women complain about on their IG story

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

I deserve a written apology for opening his instagram story on March 13, 2024

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

The 28 year old at the gym with chicken pox sized acne will tell everyone with a straight face he’s natty

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Woah, sick “assholes live forever” t-shirt man!

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Trailer park boys plots be like: we did it boys we made $1000 now we can retire and live the good life

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

They need to put Mel Kiper jr in a home

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

@SweeepsCS I’m in your walls Brad

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Saying “let’s go bubba Wallace” at a nascar race just to feel something

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Team Italy in the world baseball classic just being a bunch of 3rd generation Italian Americans who probably weren’t gonna make the USA roster is frying me 😭

[Charlie Kirks Neck Tie @FUCKBOOG]

Chivalry ain’t dead capitalism just hitting us hard grand daddy never had to pick up a 450 dollar tab at pergola for some hookah lemon drops goat cheese poppers and shawarma tacos

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Anthony 🪤 @TonyCatell]

Paying extra to hear your song 10 songs from now is fucking diabolical