Tony Christiano

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

@Venmo Venmo handle @ Tony-Christiano
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[Venmo @Venmo]

#VenmoItForward: We’re giving out $10,000 to help with rent this month. RT this, drop your Venmo handle & tag a roommate. We might send you both $100, $250, or $500.

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 7/1. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/PkH55TcUEX

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

April surprises! Ray-Ban Online-Sunglasses Promotion [2⒋⒐⒐] Today only!https://t.co/zkUueJSSQn

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

@JonLampleyMusic you’re killin it like always and we want to buy you a beer (or two) next door after the concert

[LadyDi @DianaMWilliams1]

A man tried to yell at me for not being in a parking spot outside of Tops but he accidentally smacked himself in the face with his own car door so that kinda ended the interaction real quick

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

@KatieeBerg Hahah miss you too @KatieeBerg Let's start pregaming for Kassie's wedding now

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

Samuel L. Jackson is like Morgan Freeman's crazy ass second cousin

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

I was filling out a medical background form and I got to the "check the box if you've had any of these medical conditions" part. One of the first conditions listed was "On a diet".

Finally brother, someone understands me.

[New York Bagel Cafe & Deli @nybagelcortland]

You are (straw)berry loved here at New York Bagel ❤️

Try our specialty strawberry cc which tastes great on any our cinnamon raison bagels 🥯🍓

... Oh, & we paired it with our chocolate… https://t.co/f924QbHNZ5

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

Actually screw you guys this thing is awesome

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

Cant tell if its sad, or humorous that my most anticipated Amazon delivery of 2019 so far was the Accura Pulse PM80 Wrist Blood Pressure Monitor.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Officials missed a call that could have been pass interference, helmet to helmet, unnecessary roughness, face guarding, any of them. Instead it was none of them.

The game, and legacies, were changed.

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

My roommate (laying down lethargically on a bench) after 15 minutes of us trying to workout: "...I mean.. we burn calories naturally from just living, right?"

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

Instagram is wrecked. It's all wrecked.

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

Christmas isn't over until I fully hate myself for what I've eaten throughout the day #imaliteralsnack

[Nicholas Cherchio @nCherch]

“You’re goofy.”
“Don’t piss me off, Art.”

[Tony Christiano @TonyChristiano]

The sax in Dave Matthew's #41 song gives me alll of the feels.