TonyFarnonzi

Princeton Lax ‘88 | Wharton SAE | Spider. Mountain West Hater. Fire Neptune. #LetThemDance

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jets fans watching a scoreless primetime game at MetLife

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

we’re gonna put that corgi in a pillowcase full of rocks and throw her in the hudson

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@d00gs Where is Richmond

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Elevators with all mirrors so awkward who am I supposed to look at

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There are girls out there who think having a celebrity crush is a personality trait

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@crashoutking1

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Cruz, get ready to learn DH buddy!!

[Alex Taylor @alex_m_taylor22]

Wyoming coach Sundance Wicks on why his teams will never opt out of a postseason opportunity:

“We will always accept an invitation to the National Invitation Tournament. If we don't ever get an NCAA automatic qualifier bid or an at large bid in March Madness, we'll always accept this, because it is our civic duty as basketball coaches of basketball players to normalize playing basketball as long as you can, because that's what we get paid to do nowadays. This is our job.

“My wife can't just wake up someday and be like, ‘You know what? I'm gonna opt out of teaching today.’ This is what we need to normalize, and this (NIT) field is outstanding. It is like Mid-Major Madness, and I love it. Kudos to Auburn for accepting the bid. That's outstanding.”

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@OdjPicks March vs Nevada two years ago

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@DrunkURathletic As pathetic A-10 watchers StL -18.5 is absolutely mortal is it not

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THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

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@OdjHoops That was a March game Wisco could not miss

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Just saw someone on Instagram say the Mac is better than the big east and might kill someone

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@jared_shult Congrats dude you know how to read an article

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@_onlyscott Ipswich Town

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@elonmusk @RapeCod

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This is America walk on the right side of the sidewalk

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@Matt_Pinner Apple

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@honeymoon250 Chocolate milk

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I genuinely wish I lived like those lax burners