Tony Germana

Internet Marketer - Started Twittering 3-12-2009

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What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

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Quentin~ The children despise their parents until the age of when they suddenly become just like them-thus preserving the system.

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George Carlin~ I think its the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

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Saint Jerome~ No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.

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Sacha Guitry~ You can pretend to be serious you cant pretend to be witty.

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Stephen Spender~ History is the ship carrying living memories to the future.

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Colley Cibber~ We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed womanscorned slighted dismissed without a parting pang.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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Corky Siegel~ Life is too important to take seriously.

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"Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !"

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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~ Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.

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T. Starr King~ The spirit of a persons life is ever shedding some power just as a flower is steadily bestowing fragrance upon the air.

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Adriana Diaz~ Fun has a sacred dimension.

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Sara Teasdale~ No one worth possessing Can be quite possessed.

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Lisa Moriyama~ If a relationship is to evolve it must go through a series of endings.

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Chuck Norris~ Men are like steel. When they lose their temper they lose their worth.

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?A bellerina !

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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

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"Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?"