Tony Hatchett

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

@spraggy So sorry for your loss mate.

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

Tom Aspinall will be the GOAT of the heavyweight division, mark my words! #UFCLondon

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

My son's life was saved by doctors and nurses, he's taught by teachers, travels by public transport. The people who provide him these services need better pay as his life relies on their care and attention.

So, if you have a selfish take on the striking, let it be this one.

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

@jewdas OMG you couldn't write it, except he did and titled it "Jews Don't Count".

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

@leecronin Sounds like an argument for eugenics?

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

When your boss quotes Occam’s Razor it's because they have no solutions to the problem. When your boss quotes their own variant of Occam's Razor it's because they're a massive twat.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely – my variant on Occam’s Razor

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

There just has to be an election now. There can be no legitimate PM with the massive changes in policy from one leadership to the next. People should vote based on manifesto pledges like an actual functioning democracy. What will the next leader stand for? No one knows.

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

If you aren't already upset about the Queen dying, how about we cancel everything you enjoy.

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

Our @JustEatUK driver stole our food yesterday. Accepted the order and cancelled when he picked it up. We phoned the restaurant and they said it keeps happening and they are struggling to get JustEat to do anything about it. They were down £30 on that order. We got refund & £5

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

@JeremyClarkson https://t.co/QTep6iQ3Cd
"Jeremy Clarkson's Salary $20 Million Per Year"

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

@TexDolly You're a legend Doyle! #10-2

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

Have a listen. Know that you’re being played. https://t.co/VOlrFcvUnK

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

England got some legit MMA fighters now. Aspinall future heavyweight champ? #UFCLondon

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

#UFCLondon better than most PPV cards. What a night of UFC!

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

Paddy The Baddy you legend, 1st round finish, Didn't expect any less. #UFCLondon

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

Molly Meatball McCann, what a knockout! #UFCLondon

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

https://t.co/VEGvWvdTDE
Crazy..

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

Once walked into the co-op and asked the guy at the counter if he had big Red Bulls. I don't shop there any more.

[Peter Oborne @OborneTweets]

I've fact-checked the claims that Jeremy Corbyn is "pro-Putin". It turns out that no politician has been more consistent or more prescient about Putin than Corbyn. When he warned about Russian donor money he was mocked. My new column for Middle East Eye:

https://t.co/rrkcDmlSue

[Tony Hatchett @TonyHatchett]

@SethAbramson Annoyed me every time you referred to the UK you said England and I am English.. You know they're not synonymous right? Makes it harder to agree with your takes on geopolitics when you can't make that distinction.