Tony Hodgkinson

ex RN (SM)

John McCririck once told me to 'f**k off you little p***k before I bash you about the head'

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Look just like @bootlegger1974 's Alcy Jeans.

#AlcyJeans

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The oldest known pair of pants - over 3,000 years old from Egypt.

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@Hantsprints Jack, upon hearing that someone gave a Bootneck a pen, decided to prove that the only thing more dangerous is the officer that gave a matelot a gun.

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@EnglishUDI @crwydropeldroed Why?

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@scriptwren @fesshole Never start a sentence with "and".

You're welcome.

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@jonburkeUK Your tweet screams jealousy. Let it go, move on, live your own life.

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@mikemoves12 Mike voted "Leave" due to the colour of people's skin.

Don't be like Mike here.

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@jungrassroots Coaches of kid's football approaching the season as if there's the risk they'll get "sacked" when the season ends if results don't "go their way".

They're kid. This is grassroots. You're a volunteer. Just enjoy it.

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@Davedibble1980 @LeonMetts10 @Conor__S22 Slow down, Dave Coaches.

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@LeonMetts10 @Conor__S22 *your.

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@droylsdonian @SkyNews Nope.

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Ha... found it.

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@Luce_j83 Local education authorities only have the power to install fines if overall school attendance has dropped below a certain level over 1 x curriculum term.

People that DON'T get fined usually have very good - excellent overall school attendance.

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"Over the road" are setting off some fireworks. Very cute.

Wait till Jnr gets home and we set off his "Thunderbastard Cruise Missile Intercontinentals".

They'll shit their pants.

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@Pel_DroedCymru @charlie35163438 @CymruLeaguesfan @FAWales @CymruLeagues Absolutely no requirement to call out that Keeper in the personal way that you did though.

Your point may well have been just and correct.. but no need for the personal dig.

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@andypowell8 4 Floors?

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@NadineDorries @DailyMailUK Gin cocktails for breakfast again Nadine?

#Hic

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@HikingChar @StoryFanatics1 @DouglasKMurray @GaryLineker Absolutely horrific "take" on it and you should be wobbling your head.

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@andypowell8 Get a taxi and ask for "The 4 Floors Of Whores".

Yup. Pretty much what it says on the tin.

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@renrag61 @sallyacb275 @Geopost_news It's a bit of mud.

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@markwil147 Ah come on mun... that's the worst one ever, makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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@TheJossman @Villamad_4 Question: why won't/doesn't Fury fight Joshua ?