Ali_is_a_dolphin

Hey, im Ali but friends call me Axl ✌

[Carter Reynolds @carterreynolds]

Rt for a dm/follow

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

#HighOnLife #LegalizeIt

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

You gotta text your girl all day. She gon think its cute but really the goal is to kill her battery so the bitch cant text other niggas

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Nigga im so deep in da friend zone... I met her boyfriends parents

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Because fuck you that's why

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Nigga went into bathroom. Took 293948282 pics. Came out.

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

That awkward moment between birth and death

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Shout out to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Found a bag of weed at my first day in college.. How great this college is.

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Need more followers

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

This be me.

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

@ArianaGrande ❤❤❤

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Stop calling girls hoes its 2014. If u don't like sex ur weird.

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

A girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. Relationships are investments not hobbies. U gotta grow up

[Marijuana World News @TheCannabisNews]

Weed makes everything better. #Truth

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Marry me. @ArianaGrande

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

If you are hot and following me.. Im assuming you want to date.

[Ali_is_a_dolphin @TonyJamesDean]

Dear @ArianaGrande, if ur reading this... Pls marry me.