🚨BREAKING🚨 Netanyahu demands Trump be the Ring Girl for UFC 250 Freedom at the White House.
“Bibi” reportedly said: “We need the most tremendous ring girl in history. Tremendous legs. Nobody does it better.”
Trump, already in bikini & heels: “Low energy ring girls are sad! I’m making MMA great again!” History. 🇮🇱🇺🇸🥊
@WonderbreadMMA I'm a firm believer that doing what you love keeps you alive. Sure it's a bit reckless, but it's more fulfilling than acting like you're fragile for the rest of your days
When I left Texas at 18 to join the Army, they told us if we fought overseas, we’d be preserving our way of life back home. Twenty years later, I finally came back…
…and now Texas is just a bunch of Indian shops, Afghan markets and halal stores.
This is my state, but it feels so far from home.
Is this really what we fought for?