Tony Gunk

Started as a security guard, now spittin' truths!

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

Banks get 0 interest cash while small biz jump thru hoops for 4%? Give us same 0% rate direct from treasury to get runnin' again. Repayment tied to future tax returns/bills for borrower to ensure payment! Smart! Speed recovery! @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends @senatemajldr

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

@nnnnaaaeeer_ @jamessmurray His punishment was to wear it for the entire season. It got nasty.

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

@NianticHelp Can we link PTC accounts to Google? I left work early to catch Charmanders with my son (7) but couldn't log on (and still can't).

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

Nice shout out to da showz EP from @truTV on tonight's @truTVjokers. I's just mad sad Muff Godiva couldn't join in. #FreeMuff

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

World champion air guitarist. Shitz gangsta, gettin up in yo head like a psychoanalyst. #GunkyChampion

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

@realDonaldTrump U need to use smaller paper for ur exec orders. U look like a 2nd grader holding a science fair spread w/ ur tiny digits.

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

@realDonaldTrump We did vote, asshole. That's why you lost the popular vote. Educate yourself. Stupid!

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

@andersoncooper and @kathygriffin on #CNNNYE almost make me forget about Mr. #TinyTwitterFingers being inaugurated in 20 days. Love you!

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

Da #SummerHeat so bad in #NYC even pigeons be like "Fuck flyin in dis heat. Imma take da express train. #CoolOFF"

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

When life hops in and adds a joke to an #ImpracticalJokers shoot. Taxi & bus align for some #AccidentalHumor

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

He out for some Octopussy #GunkyThoughts #ParentFail #TuesdayMotivation

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

@lheron @HuffingtonPost This pic deserves it's own hashtag. #WomenWinTheBattleWhitePrivilegeLoses TheWar

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

@lheron @HuffingtonPost I have the answer, Mr. Trebeck, "What is: A group terrified of minorities?"

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

When life hits ya with a beached whale, fry dat shit up and feed da homeless. #GunkyThoughts #GunkyCharity

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

I guess this #ImpracticalJokers prop is now guarding the kitchen. Useful product after all, @SalVulcano !

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

When life gives you lemons, throw a lemon party. I think that's da saying. #GunkyThoughts #motivation

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

Real talk. @jamessmurray Look freaky as hell wif no brows. How I gonna watch him in a British chip shop wif him lookin like a baby Powder?

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

"With gentrification on the rise in this city, where are poor assholes like yourself supposed to go?" #ImpracticalJokers

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

Hey @SalVulcano where can I buy the #ImpracticalJokers officially licensed bow and arrow with red nylon carry bag?

[Tony Gunk @TonyLGunk]

Is a member of #ImpracticalJokers going to jail? Maybe! Find out in tonight's punishment on an all new @truTVjokers on @truTV!