Tony LaRussa

Old, out of touch manager who hates driving sober and loves Leury Garcia. Steve Stone is a coward. PARODY ACCOUNT

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@whitesox Not a baseball game in sight...magical.

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@soxmachine_josh @SoxMachine @BleacherBlums @blummer27 @bluewirepods lmao okay whatever you say...enjoy Lou Pinella

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I'm gonna fuck so much shit up when I take back over. First up, Leurys batting leadoff.

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I'm coming...

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I'm not sick, let me coach.

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I'm regards to me missing tonight's game...

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I'm gonna rum this team into the ground...after naptime

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Billy, this is some guy getting a blowjob in the right field stands. It's one of the slickest schmooves in baseball. The only defect is there are cameras literally everywhere.

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@NBCSChicago @NBCSWhiteSox No.

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@jimludes Communist.

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If you would have told me that Cease would turn out to be better than Eloy years ago, I would have said, "hurumph, garlagle gargle shimidy shah!" but that was because I drank and drove alot. @whitesox @budweiserusa @MLB

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Gotta admit, I've had to blow a bunch of times but I've never been above .500...until now.

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Tyler Nyquil is gonna be our World Series piece @whitesox @MLB @Tostitos @ChuckGarfien

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@jasonbenetti Jack Daniels

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@NBCSChicago @whitesox @MLBDraft Sure. We could also add another bat. Those are indeed our two options

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@ChiSoxFanMike @Nationals You're out of you're fucking mind, Leury stays.

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