Mets fans at Citi Field: “This is torture. This team is going to be the death of me!”
The Norwegians in the stands who have no clue what the fuck is going on:
Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.
The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.
Fun fact, liberals also love this country, but conservatives are so stupid that they think criticizing the worst government ever assembled means they hate the country.
Watching POTUS now. Incredible how he can talk about so many things with such knowledge, passion, pride, and patriotism. And he brings his great business experience for architecture, design, and quality. It’s spellbinding.
As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post
Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.
The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.