King of Tωitter

Sooper-genius word nerd. I know how to use semicolons properly... and often do. He/him. Buy my novel:

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

I really can't decide which tweet I would pin. This explains why I've never gotten a tattoo.

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

Back from the dead to raise a glass

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

Still alive. Still here. Still angry.

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

Still here.

But still angry, so…

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

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[Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright]

13 for me👀. You??

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

Jordan can’t win because he’s too much of an asshole - only the MAGA crazies will vote for him.

Scalise can’t win because he’s not enough of an asshole - the MAGA crazies won’t vote for him.

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

Probably the best part of this video is when they drive under a sign that says PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Yeah, no kidding.

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

We literally all died, Rob.

We died. 100% of the time.

[Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg]

Never seen a “boy what the fuck” so clearly

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

I think that's an SPQR code

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

@PoetCatRussell It’s getting harder and harder to find reasons to hang out here.

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

Was this a good life? Parts of it were. I want to remember those.

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

I still like twitter. For selfish reasons (that I have thousands of people here I enjoy talking with) I have stayed on.

But it does seem to be more welcoming to the people who want it to be an outhouse than to those who want it to be something a little less turd-filled.

11/

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

@PoetCatRussell Am thinking about Twitter and the communities I’ve been a part of here. Feels like there’s not much of a future here.

[Jessica Hagy @jessicahagy]

Another baby? Well, damn.

[Zack Labe @ZLabe]

With ice growth remaining slow, the record #Antarctic sea ice anomaly (negative departure from average) continues to somehow get larger in size...

Seasonal cycle graphs at https://t.co/V0Lt0w20IQ. More info at https://t.co/QXRkBvOtPG.

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

@FARfetched58 I’m using a test account, for just such reasons as this.

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

Just got the 🧵 app. Let’s see how this goes.

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

But since Tweetdeck will be unavailable to non-verified accounts* in a month or so, it doesn't really matter.

Nothing matters.

*Blue-check suckers shelling out $8/month. Or $12. Or whatever.

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

I kinda hate the new Tweetdeck.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

“Which would you choose, a social media platform owned by Musk or Zuckerberg?” is like a Saw movie premise

[King of Tωitter @TonyNoland]

@soniawrite I'm using a test account at the moment.