Tony Rudd

You remember me? Was No.1 in Canada, 1981 and now tour and have loads of crazy backstage stories

[Andy Crane @andycrane64]

May I be the first to offer you the compliments of the season! 🎄 😲

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

Cannot wait for the reboot of ‘Bottle Boys’!

Hope @Robin_Askwith is going to return as Dave Deacon 🥛

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@ladbible Christmas number 1 campaigns. The first proper one @RATM was amazing. Everything else was crap, and now we have that prick Ladbaby that needs a smack

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@TrussellTrust Get rid of Ladbaby. I’d never donate to you with them as your front people no

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@TheTrawlPodcast I’d get Tory voter millionaire Ladbaby to record another grift to deflect away how appalling this winter will be for everyone

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@HPlaysPiano @keisha_buchanan Who?

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@SonStreamLtd @RATMofficial @siouxsieandtheb @SiouxsieHQ You’ve got the wrong rage against the machine account as that’s the record label one they don’t support. You need to tag @RATM

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@mikefordhamvids Yeah go on then

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@therealMickDC @RATM U ok hun? Xxxxxx

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@CominOverHere @Iromg So you’re telling me that these days they throw you in jail if you say you’re Joe Rogan?

[Stewart Lee & Asian Dub Foundation @CominOverHere]

@Iromg These days if you say you’re Joe Rogan you get arrested and thrown in jail

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

Protect your reputation? What the one where you bully small pubs to give up their name? Or the one where you’re a c**t to your staff?

[James B Watt MBE @JamesBWatt]

The BBC published claims which are totally false & they published them despite the extensive evidence we provided to demonstrate that they were false.

Reluctantly, I am now forced to take legal action against the BBC to protect my reputation.

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@ukhomeoffice Your credibility is shot to pieces thanks to your colleagues in @metpoliceuk

Go have a word with them first before sticking ads on my timeline

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

When it comes to dodgy old men with blonde silly hair, who’s the worst?

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@angelneptustar @KuntsChristmas Angie, fuck off dear crag

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@angelneptustar @dave_salford Reporting you Angie for being a twat

[Bovril @bovril_official]

Another shot of our #BovrilBrigade handing out beefy cups of Bovril at Monday's #ManCityvsLeeds game, after we heard it wasn't available at #Etihad

A big thank you to #bringbackbovril supporters Maine Road Fish & Chippie for keeping the Bovril flowing!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I go through the racists who react with laughing emojis on migrant news stories on Facebook, find the ones with employers on their profiles and report them. No regrets.

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

@BunnyFactor10 @KuntsChristmas Elton and Ed could solve the issue by reaching down the back of their sofa.

It’s bollocks.

[Tony Rudd @TonyRudd]

Ladbaby is like the Mrs Browns Boys of the Christmas charts

It’s unfunny, long in the tooth, 2-dimensional crap, yet it baffles anyone who can think for themselves how so many people actually consume it.